DROID: Where are you taking them?
QUI-GON JINN: To Coruscant.
DROID: Coruscant? That doesn't compute... wait... ummm... You're under arrest!
I'm not quite sure when or where we first joked about the possibility that the droid simply didn't understand the pronounciation, but Jay Chipman finally made it into an audio drama skit.
Enjoy!
"Coruscant?" Teaser (1.63 MB, 1 minute 45 seconds)
"Coruscant?" Production (6.27 MB, 7 minutes 2 seconds)
| File | Origin | Comments/Description |
|---|---|---|
| 12345.wav | Spaceballs | Reminds me... I need to change my email password. |
| 1canbeer.wav | The Simpsons | "Aww... there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's!" |
| 2hours.wav | Star Trek | You know it's time to update your computer when... |
| 2shoes.wav | Army of Darkness | Evil Ash does the "little goody two-shoes" dance. |
| 2tolie.wav | The Simpsons | Deep philosophical discussion of ethics by Homer. |
| 3states.wav | The Simpsons | Abe's angry letter to the President |
| 24hrs.wav | MST3K | Technical Support Hotline |
| 64cheese.wav | The Simpsons | Homer has a late night snack. |
| 486power.wav | Commercials | Not quite as awe-inspiring as it used to be. |
| 911.wav | Unknown | My plan for a hilarious April Fool's Day joke at work has thus far been thwarted by TPTB. |
| 911number.wav | The Simpsons | The operator never does answer Homer on this one... |
| 912.wav | The Simpsons | Some days, you just don't want to answer the phone. |
| 937msgs.wav | Dilbert | I hate checking my email when I've been out of town for a few days. |
| abedeath.wav | The Simpsons | Death stalks Abe Simpson |
| abegivme.wav | The Simpsons | Abe visits the Social Security office |
| access.wav | Star Trek | A nice computer startup file. |
| access_code.wav | MST3K | Dang. Now I need to change my password again. |
| addicted.wav | Unknown | AOL will try anything to conserve bandwidth. |
| advice.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | A motivational speech by Jack. |
| algore.wav | The Simpsons | Wise investment opportunities. |
| allgovt.wav | The Tick | Door to door salesmen irritate me, too. |
| allsystm.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Luke's having a bad day on the Death Star. |
| allyourbase.wav | Zero Wing and the internet community. | Who says this internet phenomenon is getting old? |
| AmericanWay.wav | The Simpsons | Fatherly advice from Homer |
| antagonist.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Daniel's assessment of Jack's diplomatic skills |
| anykey.wav | The Simpsons | Telecommuting is not for everyone. |
| anywomen.wav | Monty Python's Life of Brian | Sounds like me on Valentine's Day. |
| aol.wav | Commercial (sorta) | Can you tell I don't like AOL? |
| aolshot.wav | Unknown | My dad doesn't care for AOL, either. |
| appraisal.wav | Return of the Jedi | Some bosses just have no gratitude for hard-working employees. |
| armydead.wav | The Simpsons | Intercoms can be tricky devices to operate. |
| arnolddaddy.wav | Kindergarten Cop | Short version of the sound file below. |
| arnoldwhodaddy.wav | Kindergarten Cop | Made popular by radio DJ prank callers. |
| atleast.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Finding allies can be tough. |
| attentionboy.wav | Looney Tunes | My attitude as a student teacher. |
| authoritah.wav | South Park | My attitude as a cop. |
| auto.wav | The Simpsons | Yes, I drive a compact car. So? |
| awcrap.wav | The Simpsons | A collection of various "Aw, crap!" sound bites. |
| backside.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Tactical advice to SG-3 |
| badcops.wav | The Simpsons | COPS visits Springfield |
| badnews.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Sam has good news and bad news for Jack. |
| badrep.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Daniel's advice for meeting aliens. |
| bald.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Jack's description of General Hammond |
| banished.wav | The Simpsons | I used this one a lot when I was a FanForce moderator. |
| bargein.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Politeness goes a long way in the SGC. |
| bark.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Jack's views on hypnosis. |
| bathroom.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | It's tough to come up with excuses when you're caught snooping around. |
| beatthecrap.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | The funniest part is that General Hammond doesn't say "no" right away. |
| becomeone.wav | Dracula: Dead and Loving It | Vampire bites really suck. |
| beef.wav | Wendy's Commercial | So where is the beef? |
| beenwaiting.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Patience pays off for Vader. |
| beer.wav | The Simpsons | Homer displays his amazing willpower. |
| beerkill.wav | The Simpsons | Homer displays his amazing brainpower. |
| behindbars.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Jack trash-talks with a Tok'Ra. |
| betterlook.wav | Winnie the Pooh | Tigger shows off his humble side. |
| bidding1.wav | Return of the Jedi | Another good Windows startup sound. |
| South Park | Cartman sings his birthday song. | |
| blesspagan.wav | The Simpsons | Possibly from a Halloween episode. |
| boathorn.wav | A boat | A boat horn (duh) |
| boogeyman.wav | The Simpsons | The courage of Homer. |
| boomstick.wav | Army of Darkness | I think this to myself at the gun range. |
| boothead.wav | The Frantics | The secret techniques of Ti Kwan Leep explained. |
| bootpre.wav | The Frantics | Their complete skit of "Ti Kwan Leep" |
| bootsng.wav | The Frantics | The followup song to the "Ti Kwan Leep" skit. |
| booze.wav | MST3K | Movie commentary |
| booze2.wav | MST3K | Makes me hungry. |
| boozin.wav | Dumb and Dumber | I'm a lot more careful on traffic stops thanks to this movie. |
| bovine.wav | The Simpsons | College is not for everyone. |
| brain.wav | The Wizard of Oz | Popular insult for internet chat rooms. |
| bridge.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Clichés are lost on the Jaffa. |
| broccoli.wav | The Tick | Deep thoughts on vegetables. |
| broken.wav | The Empire Strikes Back | Luke's first encounter with Yoda |
| brussels_sprouts.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Teal'c isn't one to phrase things delicately. |
| bueller.wav | Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Ben Stein's famous line. |
| bugspray.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Important items to bring when travelling to other worlds. |
| buhbye.wav | Saturday Night Live | From the "Total Bastard Airlines" skits. |
| builtapple.wav | The Simpsons | I made a New Year's resolution to eat healthier. |
| bullets.mp3 | The Simpsons | Homer's clever plan is foiled. |
| busysig.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Don't ask Jack for technical advice. |
| buttermilkduds.mp3 | The Simpsons | Who doesn't enjoy this snack at the movies? |
| callcops.wav | Looney Tunes | Droopy makes every line funny. |
| cancel.wav | Spaceballs | A good Windows shutdown sound file. |
| career.wav | MST3K | I love being a cop. |
| careerover.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Sam the optimist. |
| careful.mp3 | The Simpsons | Gun safety is for losers. |
| catfood.wav | The Simpsons | A classic quote from Ralph Wiggum. |
| catscream.wav | Unknown | Self explanatory, really. |
| cavey.wav | Captain Caveman | I still remember this cartoon, although I'm not sure how many others would. |
| chainletter.wav | Pinky and the Brain | This is why I don't check my email. |
| cheapdate.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Daniel doesn't have much of an alcohol tolerance. |
| chewbaccadefense.wav | South Park | Classic legal defense move. |
| chicago.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | If you don't like the answer, don't ask the question... |
| chicken.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | MRE's are never all that good. |
| chipmunk.wav | Unknown | This chipmunk sounds absolutely evil. |
| chocolate.wav | The Simpsons | The best part about Valentine's Day... half-priced chocolate on the 15th. |
| chosenwisely.wav | Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade | Remember, pick the wooden cup! |
| clearance.wav | Airplane! | Airline pilot chatter. |
| closedwn.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Another great Windows shutdown sound file. |
| coffee.wav | Unknown | Sounds like me in the morning. |
| coffeeradar.wav | Spaceballs | I also have coffee when I run radar. |
| colspeak.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Jack welcomes everyone to the planet P3X-989. |
| computer.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Yet another great Windows shutdown sound file. |
| computererror.wav | King of the Hill | The sinister plot is revealed! |
| computers.wav | The Simpsons | Reminds me of the guys at work. |
| control.wav | The Empire Strikes Back | Hey, it's not easy to do a handstand and levitate R2-D2 with your mind. |
| cowshome.wav | Groucho Marx | I'm not much of a dancer, either. |
| crickets.wav | Unknown | Useful for boring internet chat rooms. |
| crookedcops.wav | The Simpsons | My biggest fear as well. |
| crumb.wav | Return of the Jedi | I love Salacious Crumb's laugh. |
| cruvas.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Having the knowledge of the Ancients dumped in your brain makes life hard. |
| dangerous.mp3 | The Simpsons | Background checks do work! |
| dante.wav | Clerks | I hate coming in on my day off. |
| darkside.wav | Return of the Jedi | Vader's recruitment speech to Luke. |
| daylong.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Don't count your chickens... yada, yada... |
| dead.wav | The Simpsons | Acronyms are hard to remember. |
| deadliestgun.mp3 | The Simpsons | Clever marketing can boost sales in other areas! |
| deadvoters.wav | The Simpsons | Insert whiny 2000 Presidential voting joke here. |
| death.wav | Monty Python and the Holy Grail | Next time, listen to Tim the Enchanter. |
| deduct.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Jack's a sharp one, all right. |
| deepdoh.wav | The Simpsons | A great Monty Burns quote. |
| defence.mp3 | The Simpsons | Sure, those nuns look harmless, but... |
| deflector.wav | Return of the Jedi | The Emperor sure knows how to ruin your good mood. |
| degradation.wav | Dinosaurs | This quote must've worked... people stopped watching and the show got cancelled. |
| demons.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | It's irritating when you get confused for a demon. |
| depressed.wav | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Marvin the Paranoid Android's famous quote. |
| die.wav | Return of the Jedi | Beating Vader in a lightsabre duel was the easy part. |
| diffrent.wav | Monty Python | Fitting in is never easy. |
| dink.wav | Spaceballs | WARNING: This song may get stuck in your head. |
| disgruntled.wav | Dilbert | Look out! |
| displeased.wav | Return of the Jedi | Some bosses are never happy. |
| doctor.wav | Austin Powers | Hey, he EARNED that evil medical degree! |
| dodonot.wav | The Empire Strikes Back | Do or do not download this... there is no try. |
| dog.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Daniel is quite the ladies man. |
| dogpoker.wav | The Simpsons | A truly disturbing painting. |
| doh.wav | The Simpsons | A collection of 32 consecutive "D'oh!" exclamations. |
| dohdeer.wav | The Simpsons | This was so funny the first time I heard it that I sprayed Dr. Pepper on the TV screen. |
| dontcare.wav | Dumb and Dumber | Women like sensitive men. |
| donthank.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Han never gets any gratitude. |
| dontknow.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Useful for internet newbies that don't make any sense. |
| dontpanic.wav | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | The first useful bit of advice that Arthur heard all day. |
| dontspam.wav | Monty Python's Flying Circus | My reaction to opening my email inbox. |
| donut.wav | The Simpsons | Always bring gifts for Don Homer. |
| donutsanything.wav | The Simpsons | The guys at work agree with me on this issue. |
| dookie.wav | MST3K | I have no earthly idea what this is supposed to mean. |
| doomed.wav | Return of the Jedi | C-3PO is ever the optimist. |
| Doowacky.wav | The Simpsons | Homer and his technical mumbo-jumbo. |
| dorothy.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | One of many "Wizard of Oz" references in Stargate: SG-1 |
| dratcomputer.wav | Looney Tunes | Nice for Windows error messages. |
| dropmouse.wav | Unknown | The raid on an AOL user's house turns deadly. |
| dumbest.mp3 | Billy Madison | I always hated my speech class in college. |
| Easier.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Planet names are finally explained. |
| eatdirt.wav | The Simpsons | When you gotta have a beer... |
| eatmojo.wav | The Simpsons | Helper monkeys are useful, and they're good eatin', too! |
| elderly.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | It's tough getting older. |
| elders.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Sage advice from Jack. |
| elnarfo.wav | Pinky and the Brain | Spanish for Dummies |
| endor.wav | South Park | This is true, unless you are using the Chewbacca defense. |
| engineers.wav | Jurassic Park | My college roommates thought this was funny. |
| English.wav | The Simpsons | Foreign languages have limited usefulness. |
| equally.wav | Full Metal Jacket | The police academy was rough. |
| eum.wav | The Simpsons | Reminds me of many school field trips as a kid. |
| enufofu.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Breaking up is hard to do. |
| evil_angry.wav | Austin Powersy | Whatever you do, DON'T upset Mr. Bigglesworth! |
| evil2.wav | MST3K | Evil people just don't intimidate me the way they used to. |
| evilgas.wav | Unknown | How else are you going to grill an evil hamburger? |
| evilhomer.wav | The Simpsons | The maracas make this sound clip great. |
| evil-laf.wav | Unknown | Almost as evil as the chipmunk (see above). |
| excuseme2.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | I sure hope I didn't hear that right. |
| expectu.wav | Return of the Jedi | And he didn't even make a reservation! |
| faith.wav | Star Wars: ANH | You know you're in a bad church when... |
| fancypants.wav | Army of Darkness | Ash doesn't get impressed easily. |
| fatdrunkstupid.wav | Animal House | Words to live by. |
| fearally.wav | SW: The Phantom Menace | This is a quote from a commercial, but was never in the movie itself. |
| fearattracts.wav | SW: The Phantom Menace | Again, only heard in a commercial. |
| fearpath.wav | SW: The Phantom Menace | My job interviewers were never this articulate. |
| finecredit.wav | Demolition Man | I used this when people used profanity on the TFN boards. |
| finepeople.wav | Braveheart | A little Irish pre-battle banter. |
| fisheads.wav | Dr. Demento | Kinda makes you hungry... |
| flute.wav | The Simpsons | This was about the limit of my elementary school's talent show presentations. |
| folding.wav | The Simpsons | I hate folding sheets, too. |
| Fooled_you.wav | Spaceballs | I use this quote in real life a lot. I wonder how many people get the reference. |
| football.wav | Monday Night Football | I'm ready! |
| forbidden.wav | The Simpsons | Doughnuts taste better when they're forbidden. |
| forgiving.wav | Return of the Jedi | (gulp) |
| forseen.wav | Return of the Jedi | You should've used the Psychic Hotline... they're more reliable. |
| FOULANG.wav | Kindergarten Cop | It's important to teach kids at a young age not to use bad words. |
| found.wav | The Empire Strikes Back | It's always good to have some results to show to your boss. |
| freak.wav | Shrek | Empathy is an important value in a friendship. |
| freedom.wav | Braveheart | This scene gave me goosebumps in the theater. |
| freegoo.wav | The Simpsons | Goo is always better when it's free. |
| fuddhaha.wav | Looney Tunes | Elmer Fudd is my favorite Looney Tunes character. |
| fuddrap.wav | Dr. Demento | I wish I could find the whole song somewhere. |
| funyhair.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | People with funny hair often give the best advice. |
| geech.wav | The Simpsons | I've met people like this. It's creepy. |
| geeknotnerd.wav | Unknown | Using the terms properly is important. |
| genius.wav | MST3K | It's good to have a high level of self-esteem. |
| germania.wav | The Simpsons | I believe Germania is somewhere near Canadia. |
| getnothing.wav | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | Tennessee just got a state lottery. I hear this a lot. |
| getshow.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | This is funnier when you realize Stargate: SG-1 was originally on Showtime. |
| ghost.wav | Unknown | Even spookier in surround sound. |
| ghosttown.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Twilight Zone reference. |
| giantshoes.wav | The Simpsons | The Flanders' prayers are answered. |
| girlscout.wav | The Simpsons | The first step is admitting you have a problem. |
| givein.wav | Return of the Jedi | Well, if you insist... |
| gloves.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | The finer points of boxing explained. |
| goinghome.wav | South Park | Cartman's famous line, quoted by many. |
| gooddumb.wav | Spaceballs | Dark Helmet gloats. |
| googly.wav | Snickers commercial | Not going anywhere for a while? |
| goons.wav | The Simpsons | This is why I never answer the door. |
| got2rest.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Sounds like me at the end of a work week. |
| gotbetter.wav | Monty Python and the Holy Grail | I've always been a quick healer. |
| gotugly.wav | Army of Darkness | Demon possession does tend to ruin one's good looks. |
| great.wav | The Simpsons | One of Homer's many exclamations of surprise. |
| greatest.wav | Willow | Val Kilmer has a right to be immodest. |
| greenland.wav | MST3K | I often have bitter resentment towards Greenland. |
| guns.wav | The Simpsons | This was eerily similar to my police academy experience. |
| h2o.wav | The Waterboy | Insert Aquafina product placement ad here. |
| haha.wav | The Simpsons | Laughter is the best medicine. |
| happy.wav | Looney Tunes | Droopy is finally happy. |
| happycamp.wav | South Park | It's all how you advertise it. |
| hard2say.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | It took me a while to be able to pronounce "Zat’n’kitel" too. |
| hardtodo.wav | The Simpsons | More fatherly advice from Homer. |
| hastalavista.wav | Terminator 2 | Better than any Terminator 3 catch phrase. |
| hatedog.wav | The Simpsons | Scottish accents make for alarming conversations. |
| Hathor.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | One of the funniest lines in the Stargate: SG-1 series. |
| heed.wav | So I Married an Axe Murderer | I use this line anytime someone blocks my view of a TV. |
| hell.wav | The Simpsons | Another great sound file for internet bulletin boards. |
| hellfire.wav | MST3K | SPITTAKE WARNING: Do not drink a beverage while listening. |
| hello.wav | The Simpsons | Homer is so smooth. |
| helloputer.wav | Unknown | Internet newbies are funny. |
| helpme.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Okay, I'll help. |
| helpyes.wav | The Empire Strikes Back | Muppets can be more helpful than you'd think. |
| herring.wav | Monty Python and the Holy Grail | It's not as easy as it sounds. |
| heygdbye.wav | Arenas and Stadiums everywhere | Fun to use when banning internet messageboard users. |
| hfbtaunt.wav | Saturday Night Live | From the "Happy Fun Ball" commercial parody. |
| hoganus.mp3 | The Simpsons | Grease makes hot dogs palatable. |
| homerblocktv.mp3 | The Simpsons | Bad news is relative. |
| homerbooting.mp3 | The Simpsons | Everything I know about Australia, I learned from The Simpsons. |
| homerdawn.mp3 | The Simpsons | This is why I stopped challenging people to duels. |
| homerdialingwork.wav | The Simpsons | I love their telephone error messages. |
| homerslow.wav | The Simpsons | It makes MUCH more sense the second time. |
| homertax.mp3 | The Simpsons | Those "Bear Patrol" taxes will eat your paycheck up. |
| honkinbugs.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Reminds me of my last camping trip. |
| hotline.wav | Psychic Hotline commercial | Prediction: You will lose a large sum of money very soon. |
| hounds.wav | The Simpsons | One of my favorite Monty Burns quotes. |
| howardactyl.mp3 | Howard Dean 2004 Presidential campaign | Too bad this guy will probably fade into obscurity. |
| howsitgoin.wav | Strange Brew | Everything I know about Canada, I learned from this movie. |
| hugyou.wav | Animaniacs | How to tell that special someone that you love them. |
| humorous.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Christopher Judge (Teal'c) makes a lot of lines even funnier. |
| huntwabbit.wav | Looney Tunes | Be vewwy vewwy quiet... |
| i_get_it.wav | MST3K | A blinding flash of insight. |
| iamfunny.wav | The Simpsons | Women like men with a sense of humor. |
| id.wav | Star Wars: ANH | If someone tries this with me on a traffic stop, he'll probably get a verbal warning. |
| ideaout.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | The purpose behind space exploration is difficult for some. |
| idiots.wav | Austin Powers | Dr. Evil is a tough boss to work for. |
| idiotsmoney.wav | Dilbert | Dogbert on economics. |
| ifelect.wav | The Simpsons | Make sure the microphone is turned off... |
| ihaveyou.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Darth Vader almost shoots down his son (hope I didn't spoil ESB for you). |
| inigo.wav | The Princess Bride | Inigo plans his revenge. |
| innocent.wav | MST3K | Must be a Calvinist. |
| insane.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Daniel didn't like that. |
| intelgnt.wav | Toy Story | I've used this on internet bulletin boards before. |
| internet.wav | The Simpsons | Homer's love for technology. |
| invincible.wav | The Simpsons | The reverb makes this sound better than the original sound clip (IMO). |
| ittybitty.wav | Aladdin | The life of a genie. |
| jabba.wav | Return of the Jedi | I know that laugh... |
| jawas3.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Translation: "Surprise!" |
| jetway.wav | Dumb and Dumber | Just your average day at work. |
| jewish.wav | The Simpsons | This is funnier if you see the large plate of pork in front of Homer. |
| job.wav | MST3K | It's a tough job market out there. |
| john_den.wav | Monty Python (?) | I'd buy that CD. |
| journey.wav | Return of the Jedi | The Emperor is quite the motivational speaker. |
| jumplike.wav | Unknown | Reminds me of "UHF", but it's not from there. |
| kaboom.wav | Looney Tunes | Marvin the Martian's plan to destroy Earth isn't going well. |
| Kermit-SC.wav | The Muppet Show | The Swedish chef is my favorite Muppet. |
| kermswed.wav | The Muppet Show | Kermit speaking fluent Swedish! |
| killthem.wav | SW: The Phantom Menace | Easier said than done. |
| kissyou.wav | Strange Brew (?) | Women find this line irresistable. |
| knowall.wav | Bullwinkle and Friends | Useful for the "Mr. Know-It-All" in your life. |
| knowthat.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Carter's technobabble eludes Jack once again. |
| kree.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Attack! |
| kumbaya.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Kumtraya! |
| kungfu.wav | The Simpsons | Homer prepares for Whacking Day. |
| largecap.wav | So I Married an Axe Murderer | Should've gone to Starbucks. |
| largomilhouse.mp3 | The Simpsons | It's important for kids to have good self-esteem. |
| lastjedi.wav | Return of the Jedi | No pressure or anything... |
| learn.wav | The Simpsons | Here's what I learned after four years of college. |
| legacy.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Translating foreign languages is hard work. |
| leprosy.mp3 | The Simpsons | This excuse didn't work for me, either. |
| lights.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | "The lights are on, but there's nobody home." |
| lisa.mp3 | The Simpsons | Lassie, Lisa... whatever. |
| listening.wav | Dumb and Dumber | Good advice for relationships. |
| livevan.wav | Saturday Night Live | From the "Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker" skits. |
| lookfor.wav | Star Wars: ANH | Obi-Wan is quite the persuasive speaker. |
| lookgreat.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | A compliment from Jack. |
| loser.wav | Dumb and Dumber | Great for internet bulletin boards. |
| lostmind.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Hammond's reaction to Jack's golf antics. |
| lucy.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Classic TV references are wasted on Teal'c. |
| Lucy2.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | Longer version of the above sound file. |
| ludicrous.wav | Spaceballs | I've said this while driving. |
| lukefather.wav | Strange Brew | Good thing they went with James Earl Jones for the voice of Vader. |
| lunchtime.wav | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Metaphysics and mealtimes don't mix. |
| luvya.wav | Animaniacs | Perfect for internet newbies who threaten to leave a messageboard. |
| lying.wav | Stargate: SG-1 | A classic line from the episode "1969." |