Fun Sound Files

Coruscant?

This was a fun little project that my friends and I worked on. The whole thing makes more sense if you've been a Star Wars fan for a while and have read some of the books in addition to watching the movie. In the early 1990's, an author by the name of Timothy Zahn introduced a planet by the name of "Coruscant," which was the capitol planet of the galaxy. Of course, just about everyone (including myself) thought it was pronounced "Core-us-kant." When Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace was released in 1999, we heard it pronounced as "Core-uh-sant". It was introduced in the following bit of dialogue:


QUI-GON JINN: I'm ambassador to the Supreme Chancellor. I'm taking these people with me to Coruscant.

DROID: Where are you taking them?

QUI-GON JINN: To Coruscant.

DROID: Coruscant? That doesn't compute... wait... ummm... You're under arrest!


I'm not quite sure when or where we first joked about the possibility that the droid simply didn't understand the pronounciation, but Jay Chipman finally made it into an audio drama skit.

Enjoy!


"Coruscant?" Teaser (1.63 MB, 1 minute 45 seconds)

"Coruscant?" Production (6.27 MB, 7 minutes 2 seconds)


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dumbest.mp3Billy MadisonI always hated my speech class in college.
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eatdirt.wavThe SimpsonsWhen you gotta have a beer...
eatmojo.wavThe SimpsonsHelper monkeys are useful, and they're good eatin', too!
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elnarfo.wavPinky and the BrainSpanish for Dummies
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evilhomer.wavThe SimpsonsThe maracas make this sound clip great.
evil-laf.wavUnknownAlmost as evil as the chipmunk (see above).
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faith.wavStar Wars: ANHYou know you're in a bad church when...
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fatdrunkstupid.wavAnimal HouseWords to live by.
fearally.wavSW: The Phantom MenaceThis is a quote from a commercial, but was never in the movie itself.
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fearpath.wavSW: The Phantom MenaceMy job interviewers were never this articulate.
finecredit.wavDemolition ManI used this when people used profanity on the TFN boards.
finepeople.wavBraveheartA little Irish pre-battle banter.
fisheads.wavDr. DementoKinda makes you hungry...
flute.wavThe SimpsonsThis was about the limit of my elementary school's talent show presentations.
folding.wavThe SimpsonsI hate folding sheets, too.
Fooled_you.wavSpaceballsI use this quote in real life a lot. I wonder how many people get the reference.
football.wavMonday Night FootballI'm ready!
forbidden.wavThe SimpsonsDoughnuts taste better when they're forbidden.
forgiving.wavReturn of the Jedi(gulp)
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found.wavThe Empire Strikes BackIt's always good to have some results to show to your boss.
freak.wavShrekEmpathy is an important value in a friendship.
freedom.wavBraveheartThis scene gave me goosebumps in the theater.
freegoo.wavThe SimpsonsGoo is always better when it's free.
fuddhaha.wavLooney TunesElmer Fudd is my favorite Looney Tunes character.
fuddrap.wavDr. DementoI wish I could find the whole song somewhere.
funyhair.wavStargate: SG-1People with funny hair often give the best advice.
geech.wavThe SimpsonsI've met people like this. It's creepy.
geeknotnerd.wavUnknownUsing the terms properly is important.
genius.wavMST3KIt's good to have a high level of self-esteem.
germania.wavThe SimpsonsI believe Germania is somewhere near Canadia.
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ghost.wavUnknownEven spookier in surround sound.
ghosttown.wavStargate: SG-1Twilight Zone reference.
giantshoes.wavThe SimpsonsThe Flanders' prayers are answered.
girlscout.wavThe SimpsonsThe first step is admitting you have a problem.
givein.wavReturn of the JediWell, if you insist...
gloves.wavStargate: SG-1The finer points of boxing explained.
goinghome.wavSouth ParkCartman's famous line, quoted by many.
gooddumb.wavSpaceballsDark Helmet gloats.
googly.wavSnickers commercialNot going anywhere for a while?
goons.wavThe SimpsonsThis is why I never answer the door.
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greatest.wavWillowVal Kilmer has a right to be immodest.
greenland.wavMST3KI often have bitter resentment towards Greenland.
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h2o.wavThe WaterboyInsert Aquafina product placement ad here.
haha.wavThe SimpsonsLaughter is the best medicine.
happy.wavLooney TunesDroopy is finally happy.
happycamp.wavSouth ParkIt's all how you advertise it.
hard2say.wavStargate: SG-1It took me a while to be able to pronounce "Zat’n’kitel" too.
hardtodo.wavThe SimpsonsMore fatherly advice from Homer.
hastalavista.wavTerminator 2Better than any Terminator 3 catch phrase.
hatedog.wavThe SimpsonsScottish accents make for alarming conversations.
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heed.wavSo I Married an Axe MurdererI use this line anytime someone blocks my view of a TV.
hell.wavThe SimpsonsAnother great sound file for internet bulletin boards.
hellfire.wavMST3KSPITTAKE WARNING: Do not drink a beverage while listening.
hello.wavThe SimpsonsHomer is so smooth.
helloputer.wavUnknownInternet newbies are funny.
helpme.wavStar Wars: ANHOkay, I'll help.
helpyes.wavThe Empire Strikes BackMuppets can be more helpful than you'd think.
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i_get_it.wavMST3KA blinding flash of insight.
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idiots.wavAustin PowersDr. Evil is a tough boss to work for.
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inigo.wavThe Princess BrideInigo plans his revenge.
innocent.wavMST3KMust be a Calvinist.
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kermswed.wavThe Muppet ShowKermit speaking fluent Swedish!
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kissyou.wavStrange Brew (?)Women find this line irresistable.
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kumbaya.wavStargate: SG-1Kumtraya!
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largecap.wavSo I Married an Axe MurdererShould've gone to Starbucks.
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livevan.wavSaturday Night LiveFrom the "Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker" skits.
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lookgreat.wavStargate: SG-1A compliment from Jack.
loser.wavDumb and DumberGreat for internet bulletin boards.
lostmind.wavStargate: SG-1Hammond's reaction to Jack's golf antics.
lucy.wavStargate: SG-1Classic TV references are wasted on Teal'c.
Lucy2.wavStargate: SG-1Longer version of the above sound file.
ludicrous.wavSpaceballsI've said this while driving.
lukefather.wavStrange BrewGood thing they went with James Earl Jones for the voice of Vader.
lunchtime.wavThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyMetaphysics and mealtimes don't mix.
luvya.wavAnimaniacsPerfect for internet newbies who threaten to leave a messageboard.
lying.wavStargate: SG-1A classic line from the episode "1969."

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